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ASK AN EXPERT: THE TRUTH ABOUT BOX COLORING

ASK AN EXPERT: THE TRUTH ABOUT BOX COLORING

When it comes to coloring your hair, you want to make sure that you'll look fabulous without costing you your first born.  A lot of people turn to box coloring because it's cheap and easy, but what's the catch?  Anyone that's dyed their hair at home with box coloring a number of times knows that there is a price to pay - irreversible damage to your locks.  So, what's a girl to do?  We've brought in an expert on all things hair to help answer all of your burning hair coloring questions!
Readers, meet Master Stylist and hair expert extraordinaire, Danielle from The Kut Haus in Claremont, California - a modern and up to date salon with some of the most passionate stylists around.  Danielle's formally trained in all aspects of hair - from super curly kinky hair to fine thinning hair.  From well educated balayage (ombre) techniques to precision cutting.  She has had her work published in a number of magazines and worked backstage at Los Angeles fashion week as well as worked on set of a television series.  So, yeah - she's an expert! 


Here's Danielle to give you some expert tips on hair coloring and why coloring at home with box dye is a major no no!
FUNBERGER: So, why exactly is box color such a bad thing?
DANIELLE: I want to share some professional advice with you since all you hear now days is, “OMG you're using box color?! Tisk! Tisk!” but no one really explains the reason why box color is bad…  Basically, box color is “one size fits all” and salon color is formulated to match all your hair need.  There are many variables that go into hair coloring - a lot of chemistry that most people are unaware of. There is a formulation that needs to take place by the professional stylist to make sure that the hair is treated the best way it can be.  Box color is formulated with the harshest chemicals to make sure that if someone with super coarse, resistant hair wants to use it they will see a difference in color.. BUT what about the other lady with the fine, bleach blonde hair? Same chemical? Yikes.
FUNBERGER: What makes the coloring used at a salon different than what you find in box dye?

DANIELLE: If you go to a salon, your stylist is sure to use top of the line color products and is able to assess the condition of your hair to make a formulation special to your hair needs.  You must NEVER trust advertisements in any industry, especially the hair color industry.  It's brainwashing at its finest.  The beautiful celebrities endorsing the product spend hundreds of dollars to have their hair look spot on, do you really think they are going to use a product that costs $5?? NO WAY.

FUNBERGER: You're right. But $5 is very enticing. Why do salons cost so much more?
DANIELLE: I understand the salon can get pricey but it’s the expertise of the professional that you’re paying for.  By doing your own hair you may be saving a buck, but when your hair color isn’t what you  thought it would be, you will end up spending a lot more money on a color correction at the salon than if you went to the salon in the first place.  



Here are Danielle's tips to help maintain beautiful, long lasting color:
TIP 1:
Sulfate free shampoo!  Sulfates are the detergents that cleanse your hair and scalp of accumulated oils. It is very harmful and will eat at your color molecules. I recommend Bumble and Bumble Hairdressers Invisible Oil Shampoo and conditioner. It is sulfate free but will still give you a lather which unlike other sulfate free shampoos they do not lather and it can be frustrating. Lather makes everyone's life a little easier!
TIP 2:
Wait a few days after color service to let the color molecules settle into the hair strands.
TIP 3: 
Deep condition to lock in the color as well as add moisture that was taken during the color service.
TIP 4:
Rinse with COLD water…it closes the cuticles on each hair strand, thus allowing the color molecules to remain in the cortex (the middle of your hair strand where your permanent color lives) 
Just like how we have to eat to survive, so does your hair. Same goes for heat styling, if you touch a curling iron to your skin it will burn you… it does the same thing to your hair - you just don’t feel it, which is why protecting your hair from heat gets neglected.

RECAP:
-Wait a few days to cleanse
-Sulfate free shampoo (Bumble and Bumble Hairdressers Invisible Oil)
-Deep Condition
-Rinse with cold water!

If you're ever in Los Angeles County, be sure to stop by The Kut Haus in Claremont and ask for Danielle.  She'll be sure to give you the attention you and your hair deserve while making you feel right at home.  The Kut Hause Claremont is located at 123 Yale Avenue in Claremont, California.  Be sure to follow Danielle on Instagram @curlyd88 to catch all of her latest hair masterpieces!

10 BRUTAL STRUGGLES ONLY VEGANS WILL UNDERSTAND

10 BRUTAL STRUGGLES ONLY VEGANS WILL UNDERSTAND

Being a vegan is great, but sometimes it’s a struggle.

1. Going out to eat at a restaurant whose only vegan option is a garden salad.


The struggle is real.

2. Checking the ingredients in EVERYTHING.


“Contains carmine?! NO!!”
*carmine is a commonly used food coloring made from insect shells. Ew.

3. Being the only friend at the pizza party who has to order their own personal pizza without cheese.



“Mmm. I just love saucy bread.”

4. Dealing with the guilt of accidentally eating meat/eggs/cheese/dairy.


“I’ll never forgive myself!”

5. Ordering a side of olive oil at a restaurant that serves bread because you can’t eat the butter.



Paula Deen would not approve.

6. Having to bring your own veggie dogs to the BBQ.


Hot, squeaky, and delicious!

7. Calling ahead to make sure that your friends and/or family make reservations at a restaurant where you can actually eat.


“Sorry, but that steakhouse just isn’t gonna cut it.”

8. Debating whether eating honey is an OK things to do as a vegan.


Why is bee puke so appealing anyway?

9. Having to bring your own vegan cream cheese with you when you go to a bagel shop.


It’s 2015! Get with the program, bagel shops of the world. Not all of us eat dairy!

10. Defending your decision to be vegan multiple times a day.


“Just let me eat my lettuce in peace, OK?!”

But at the end of the day, even if it’s sometimes hard, you do it because you care.


And that makes it all worth it. 


Illustrations by Nicole Daddona

IT'S OFFICIAL - SPACE MOUNTAIN IS THE COOLEST RIDE EVER


Who doesn't love space?  Who doesn't love Disney?  Combine the two and (Great Scott!) you've got a hit.  Space Mountain makes our list of favorite things simply because it is so darn cool.  Opening its doors at Disney World in 1975 and Disneyland two years later in 1977, Space Mountain isn't Disney's oldest ride, but its certainly one of it's most famous.


What kid hasn't dreamt of going to space?  Walt Disney had the right idea when he developed Space Mountain, but there are so many other reasons to love this far out ride.  For instance, you can feel the 70's vibe-ness resonating from the ride's walls as you await your launch into "space".  Also, this ride is pretty much a roller coaster in the dark.  That's right.  IN. THE. DARK.  Just think about that.  It's all sorts of terrifying and amazing all at the same time.  It really makes you feel like you might be in a late 70s/early 80s space-themed movie like Star Wars or The Last Starfigher.


Here's the original commercial for Space Mountain at Disneyland from 1977:


Okay, also look at how cute these retro Space Mountain ride attendants were!  Their outfits are pure retro magic.


AND how rad is the music for this ride?  Don't worry.  If you don't live near a Disney Park, you can kind of simulate the joy and wonder of Space Mountain by playing this music in your car while driving around at night.  Bring a few friends with you and some mouse ears to really get in the spirit!


It's a fact.  Space Mountain is one of the best rides ever in our book.


What's your favorite Disney ride?

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THIS JAPANESE MUSIC VIDEO IS THE BEST THING EVER


 THIS JAPANESE MUSIC VIDEO IS THE BEST THING EVER

The internet is full of treasures if you look hard enough.  Weed through the most popular videos on YouTube into the sites under-belly and - my goodness - you can find GOLD.  One such golden video is "Nice Peace", a music video from a Japanese kid's show called Uncle Sailor.  It's the best thing you'll see all day.

Yes, that man is wearing a skirt.


Yes, that's a school girl's crop top.


Yes, he is balding.


BUT THIS SONG IS SO CATCHY.  Watch it once and try not to hum it throughout the day.  I dare ya. 


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THESE DOGS WITH EYEBROWS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY

THESE DOGS WITH EYEBROWS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY

Okay, so dogs are already pretty cute just being dogs... but adding eyebrows to said cute dog?  Oh boy!  That's a whole level of cute.  In fact, a whole other planet.  Planet of the cute eyebrow dogs to be exact.  Here are a bunch of dogs with drawn-on eyebrows that are sure to make your day 100% more awesome.  Enjoy!

"What could you possibly want?"
 
"Dude... I'm so high right now!"
 
"Another photo?  Seriously?"
 
"Hiya kid!  You wanna hear a good joke?  Hah-cha!"
 
"Hmmph... I wonder if I unplugged the toaster."

"Hi.  I know I don't know you... but do yo have a tampon?"

"I feel beaut-i-ful."

 "Ah, yes.  Life... she is so hard."

"Don't mind me.  I'm just quietly judging you."

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BRUTALLY HONEST VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

BRUTALLY HONEST VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

Hey all you romantics!  It's Valentine's Day!  A day to celebrate love, butterflies in your stomach, romance, staring into your partner's eyes for extra long and, of course, being brutally honest.  Here are some Valentine's to help you say the things that you really want to say, but just don't know how.  Enjoy and feel the love! 


Want to send one of these brutally honest Valentines to that special someone?  You can download print outs of all the cards here, here & here!

All parody Valentines were created from public domain images found via and via.  

All parody text ©FUNBERGER 2015.

10 SETS OF TWINS THAT ARE ON TOP OF THEIR TWIN GAME

 

10 SETS OF TWINS THAT ARE ON TOP OF THEIR TWIN GAME

Twins... They're fascinating!  They're weird!  They're special in an almost mythical way!  But it's not all matching OshKosh B'gosh and changing places at summer camp... Being a twin takes hard work.  The kind of hard work that you can either win at or don't.  Here are 10 sets of twins that are totally on top of their twin game.  Enjoy! 

1) These classy lady twins.


Let's face it, they're better dressers than you'll ever be.

2) These punk rock twins.


Kicking it to the merry man.

3) These twins that could stop the wind if they wanted to.


Double the awesome.  Double the chaps.

4) This set of temporary Siamese twins.


This might be the next twin fashion trend.

5) These twins that know how to sing it out.



They've mastered excitement.

6) This set of roller skating, platinum blonde twins.



The roller skates alone launch them to twin royalty status.

7) These fashion forward twins.



If it snows, they'll be ready.

8) These twins with pet fish.



All the dogs at the pound were taken.

9) This set of resting bitch face twins.



Don't even think about asking them for directions.

10) These 101 year old cowboy twins.




They won at the game of life, not to mention the game of awesome.

Looking for some great movies with twins in them to watch?  Check out  The Parent Trap, It Takes Two, Twins (duh...), The Shining, & Big Business!

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